How could you give everything to sister?
I'm your son, give it to me, dad
Give it to me
What now?
Give it to me
Don't look!
Change the will in my favor
Give it to me
Dad, I'm your son!
Amida buddha!
Change it in my favor
Change the will...
in my favor
Don't!
Don't you want to die in peace?
Hear me?
I'm your eldest son
How could you give everything to sister?
It just isn't fair
Damn you, who'd be the chief mourner at your funeral?
Change it!
Give him an injection
He's dying
Give him an injection
Wipe it off!
Darling, you may get cursed for that!
One more word and I'll kill you
Don't chew gums!
Stop that!
Spit it out!
I've swallowed it
Damn it!
Second Master
Brother, Second Master is here
Make way!
Keep away, Second Master
Change it now!
Keep away!
Brother. You must hold on
Throw that brat out forever!
Get out, you brat!
Don't ever step back into the doors of the Tsaos!
Brother
Dad
I'm a married woman
I'll follow my husband
Uncle, I must leave
Brother
Get Fei-fei back from France...
to inherit my assets
I haven't seen her for over 1 0 years
but I'll take her...
for my own daughter
Don't worry
Give this will to her
when she finds a husband
That's my last wish!
Fei-fei
Brother
Take it
Master
Don't be sad. Arrange the funeral
I'll take charge here. Go and retire
Yes
Dad, if sister didn't return
Uncle's legacy would be ours
Stop dreaming!
Don't you feel ashamed?
Go and pick up some clothing We'll live here
We'll give it to her when she returns
Stop day-dreaming anymore
Brother, we're rich!
Crazy. Go back and pack up!
Don't cry. Just spit it out
My wife has got a lover
She's your Lady Chatterley,
right?
No, it's Lady Chatterley's Lover
My wife's got a Deep Throat
The dirtiest of dirty lechers
You sound like a porno film buff
Name's Cuckolded
Nice to see you
I come to ask you to seduce my wife
We private eyes have...
our principles
We don't sell ourselves
Seduce my wife and let me catch her in the act
So I don't have...
to pay alimony for the divorce
Isn't that wonderful?
Show me your hand
My fortune is all in your hands
Life or death, you have the say
Why do you chose me when there
are so many private eyes is Hong Kong?
Because you're...
the best-looking of them all
What did you say?
You're the...
The last word
"All"
The last adjective
"Best-looking"
"You're the best-looking"
That's a deal
What now?
Just one bet and be gone
Right
She's your wife?
Yes
It's all up to you, Pretty Boy
You may go now
Hold it
Eight, eight!
Do you take?
No. Yes
Yes or no?
Yes is yes; no's no. Yes or No?
I take
Eight, eight!
Eight!
Damn it! Bursted!
Blaming others for your own bad luck!
Would you lend me a light?
Don't tell me you don't know how to play
Brother, you lost again
Only a game, don't curse your brother!
Brother, don't get excited; it's bad for health
My dad's so stubborn
I even spits out the meat
I have swallowed. Isn't that outrageous?
Brother,
you can outsmart him
Steal the will
before your sister returns
and put your name...
into it
To hell with you!
What a lousy gimmick!
Steal the will and put my name into it?
How could this be done?
Brother, a young thief outside
You steal, kid!
Isn't stealing your fetish?
Don't you want your fingers?
Yes, each of them
This for taking fingerprints, this for back-stabbing
This to curse you, and this to wear the ring
And the small finger?
To pick the nose
Good, you like shit and urine
Pass water on him
My brother's depressed today
Now open your mouth to make him happy
Open it wide
Don't!
You lean on me to make him happy
Just let me cheer him up
If you make me laugh, everything's all right
What if you can't?
I'll eat shit
Okay, let him go
A monkey was the only survivor...
in a plane crash
They asked him
what the passengers did before the crash
The monkey said...
What did the air hostesses do?
The monkey said...
What did the pilot do?
What did you do then?
Then,
what did the passengers do the moment it crashed?
What did the air hostesses do?
What did the pilot do?
What did you do then?
Good for a laugh?
You call it a joke? It's so flat
What's this?
A clip
And this?
A cup
What if this hee hee...
is clipped into that ha ha?
Still clip and cup
Where's hee hee ha ha?
Right, hee hee ha ha! You've laughed
Don't play on words!
Don't you know I'm waiting for you and
staring at you?
Damn you!
I won't cry if I laugh
Damn you!
Damn it! I have no eyes for you
Damn you!
Old McDonald has a farm
He has chickens on the farm
You eat shit!
Head!
Kill him. Don't let him go!
Get him, stupid!
Scum, don't think only you can do it
After him!
After him, quick!
Don't follow him
See if you can get away!
Brother, you've laughed!
You've laughed several times
Fine, you look quite capable
Steal something for me and I'll pay you $100,000
The Governor's purse?
My Uncle's will
Steal it and put my name in
Would it work?
I say it will. Would it work?
Yes
Okay?
Okay
Really okay?
Yes
Darling, what does he do?
I don't know
You don't?
No
I'm innocent!
The adulterer really is tough
So it's you, detective Huang
Anything wrong?
No. You're very smart
I want to talk to you
Care to steal...
the adulterer's gems for vengeance?
For what? It's none of my business
But I want vengeance
Would you Pretty Boy help me?
Say that again
Pretty Boy
OK. When and where shall I wait?
What shall I wear?
And...
How's it?
Beautiful?
Your boyfriend's over there, go now
Pei, wait for me
Don't you resent me for being a cleaner?
No
Have you got your pay, Rubbish Feng?
Yes
$4,000...
wages
plus $750 for the soft drink cans
Show me
I was lucky
I picked $5 from the garbage heap
Let's make wished
Okay
Wish I wouldn't have to dump rubbish anymore
Wish I was rich and
had lots of beautiful dresses
May my boyfriend adore me
Go to hell!
What's wrong?
Stop dreaming!
I'm after your money. Stop dreaming
Try to sober up with salt water
You're heartless. I can't swim...
Great, she looks exactly like her
Sister
Indecent assault!
Rape!
Indecent assault!
Molestation, he's molesting me
Look, beautiful? Don't you like it?
Am I dreaming?
Twist yourself and you'll see
You'll have lots of beautiful dresses and money
I'm a garbage woman
Only if you take my advice
you'll be a rich family girl
as of now
You'll live a comfortable life
No, I won't do that!
You don't have to do anything except...
Play my sister
Is that all?
Yes
Any beautiful dresses to wear?
Dozens of them each day
Any money to spend?
$1 00,000
$1 00,000? All my life?
$1 00,000 each day
$1 00,000!
At 1 0 cents for a used can
That means one million cans
Who changed my clothes?
You did, didn't you?
Didn't you?
You saw all of me. Let me die
Too ashamed to live. Let me die
Damn garbage woman, stop nagging!
Do as my brother tells you
You can insult a garbage woman
but you can't offend a mistress
Is that right, sister?
What am I to do playing your sister?
Help me steal a will
Will?
That's overdoing it
Need whole household to meet the plane?
Dad,
we haven't seen her for over ten years
So everybody goes to the airport
Second master, young master
What are you up to?
Quick. Time's running short!
Hurry up
Master, I'm sweeping the floor
All of us are going
You're very nimble
What now?
Go in as if you're moving house
Okay
Make advances the best you can
Let's proceed separately. I'll go first
Pretty Boy
Brother, second master's here
Stand by
Wear the earrings
They're weighty
Hear me?
Not so loud
Remember to act like a lady,
understand?
Yes
Don't pick your nose!
So you've caught me doing it
Go
That's no way to drive. Get out!
Get out!
Brother
Fei-fei
Fei-fei?
That is your Uncle. Greet him
Uncle
The plane came in early
Miss, still remember me?
She's your nanny
You Nanny
Not You Nanny, but she brought you up
She brought you up
Stupid!
Nanny
Fei-fei, go back, you must be tired
Dad, don't go back
Why?
Dad, we were supposed to meet sister at the airport
It's not happy enough if we don't go
Let's go to the airport...
to meet you again, sister
Get in
Careful
My earrings!
Why take the trouble?
We've already picked her up
Oh, no!
Never mind him. Get in
I'll get prepare and come again
You've scared sister
Never mind him. Get in
The damned stuff you bought!
Brother, your sister's flight has arrived
Go and meet her
Yes
Go, go
It's nice to be rich
Take it away
You go too far. Is it real?
What are you doing?
Why are you there?
We're all back
They're back
Get up quickly, it's no joke
Hurry up
We're all back
Not so loud!
Fei-fei, come in
You're setting me up!
Miss, here's the face towel
It's nice to see her again
Right
She looks much more beautiful than before
Thief, thief!
What happened?
Thief!
What happened? Thief?
Quiet!
Where's the thief?
Master
Where's the thief?
Upstairs!
Upstairs?
I'm afraid!
Where's the thief?
On the 1 st floor?
Call the police!
Hold it!
Master, what are you doing?
The way you act, you can't hide from me
You're bold. You've come here to steal
No. Master, in fact I know...
Who?
Speak up!
I...
But I really don't know him
I...
You know why
I risked ruining my reputation...
to play this?
It was all because of you
Me?
We haven't met for years You may not recognize me
You're...
You don't recognize me?
Goodbye
Hold it. Let's make it straight
Fei-fei, don't you know him?
Let me explain...
Shut up!
Aren't you Vincent?
Yes, I am
Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose
Good!
Pity me who've been secretly in love with you since I was 10
Now I can't see her except by playing a thief
If I'm a thief, who's she?
A heart stealer, she must be
Uncle, I'm heart-broken. I must go home
Vincent, come here
Young people nowadays are irresponsible
You go and retire
Yes
Let me have it
What?
Vincent
I am here
Let me have it
Now?
When, if not now?
You expect me to do it
when there's such a crowd outside?
How am I to spend tonight without it?
Come on, "give it to me"
You really are amorous
Amorous? "Give it to me"
There's a crowd outside
I'll make love to you over my dead body
What a shame
if we were to do it now
My goodness!
So you do know...
I do know you, I said it
Right
It's been a long time You're much thinner now
I am
Any you're more amorous
I am
No
Give me a call when you have time
No, call me when you have time
Fei-fei
Now you don't need me to...
My goodness!
Come here
The will, the will
What? I told you to steal the will
This is my Birth Certificate
Couldn't find the will
You can't steal the will and
put a name in. It won't work
What then?
To let my Uncle's hefty assets go to my sister?
What shall I do?
If your sister married me and
I became your dad's son-in-law
her money would be ours
What do you say?
Good idea!
How did you get acquainted with my sister?
I don't know her,
but I look like her ex-boyfriend
Can you see the stool going out?
What do you say?
What do I say?
No, I'm seeing things I'll see a doctor tomorrow
Hurry up then
Don't put on airs. Try hard
It's so perplexing
My head's gone bad. Try something
Do it the hard way
Break it
Don't move!
How's it?
No, it's ear-splitting!
Maybe too hard. Try this
No, again?
No way
What about this?
A bit better
Well, come on
Once and for all
Bear with it
Fixed!
Is it?
Sorry, my fault, let me help you
What?
It becomes tighter
No way, must be the will of Heaven
Will of Heaven?
Make you a Spittoon Superman
Spittoon Superman?
A superman's OK, but I want to be a Pretty Boy, not a spittoon
Cool down
Don't cry
A spittoon can be pretty too
How?
This way, you can even see the Governor,
Iet along going to a hospital
Really?
Sure
Is the hat a bit too low?
No
Am I really good-looking?
Of course
See a doctor?
See a doctor
40 cents, I'm lucky!
50 cents, terrific!
Miss
Oh, no!
Why so many tins?
What a beautiful butterfly Did you get it hard?
No, not too hard
Crazy, I'm Tsao Fei-fei
I'm not Rubbish Feng, I'm Tsao Fei-fei
Rubbish Feng
Bitch, trying to get away from me?
I don't!
Why didn't you contact me last night?
I dropped my earring
No tricks. What about my dad's will?
I fell asleep because I was too tired
Damn it!
Brother
You creep!
Why are you coming back? I told you not to
Master, what is it?
It's all right. Get out!
Isn't it all right for me to see my sister?
Fei-fei doesn't recognize such a rotten brother
He tried to steal the family assets and drive your dad to death
Sister, you always take my advice
Let go!
Fei-fei, don't listen to him
Right?
Who shall I listen to?
Me
Brother
Uncle, I'll take your advice from now on
Life's good here
I won't listen to you anymore
You...
You must be careful!
Eat congee
Thank you
Fei-fei, have you got a boyfriend in France?
No idea
Don't be shy
Marry early,
if you do, to inherit your dad's assets
What assets?
That billions...
of jewelry business
Sister,
did that man who came yesterday love you
Yes or no?
Maybe
Miss, Miss
The butterfly's caught
Thank you
Dad
Yes?
Beautiful!
That man is OK, well versed in fine and martial arts
He's well-educated and a kung fu man
How do you know?
He told me that
Go as I tell you
Why didn't you say I'm excellent at eating
Watching TV, loitering, hair-drying and manicuring?
I specialize in all these
What about free wrestling?
From fair to middling
Go to the tournament then
Where?
Don't worry. They are friends
Come here
Get up
Don't put on airs
Can you understand?
I specialize in free wrestling
Come on
Don't take the trouble. Come on
The Tiger Kick
The beauty before mirror position
The Thunderbolt, the lnvincible Wheel
Now the Whirlwind Kick
Dad, let me ask them to that coffee shop
Piao
Yes
The Tiger Kick...
Are you not afraid?
The Tiger Kick...
He's my dad's subordinate, easy to handle
You must win
Again
I'm only a guest
I'll call it a day
Again?
I've got AlDS. Mind if I kiss you!
Kiss!
We're neighbors
I live in a village behind your dad's
Damn you!
Me, too
Damn you!
I attack you from behind
Damn you!
I mean I'm your younger brother
Damn you!
I'm your own son, dad
Damn you!
Ask your mom if you don't believe it, creep!
Damn you!
Violence always?
I wasn't born to be beaten by you
Left Hook Fist
Left Hook Fist again
Left Hook Fist
Right Discus, creep!
Arrange to ask him to dinner when time permits
Did you ask him to dinner?
Yes,
he's smart
One more thing, he wants me to hand you this
Uncle, I've been in France...
too long to read Chinese
Will you read it to me?
Okay
Miss Tsao Fei-fei
I'm like a wreck at sea waiting for you to salvage
I'm ready to be executed by you,
the Love Executrix
Even if you suck my blood dry
I'm ready to be your slave
only if you say "Come on"
Already arrived?
Uncle, I'm going up
Fei-fei, are you all right?
What's the matter?
Did you get hurt?
Are you all right?
Fine
Sit down please
Please have some tea
Have some tea
Thank you
Tea, please
Forget it. I'm not thirsty any way
Sorry. Please have tea
Thank you
I know you study psychology in U.K.
Yes, dad, he's so smart
What's psychology?
Do you normally...
flush the toilet after use
or use it after flushing?
Flush after use, of course
Is it too rash
to flush half the way?
I can't answer it
Make an experiment and relax
Keep head still, with eyes staring at the ceiling
Did you stare?
Yes. What then?
Don't you feel fatigue in your eyeballs?
Yes, a little
It means you have neurasthenia
One more test
Let's hold out our hands
Normally when we frig it...Excuse me
Should have said masturbate
Too much masturbation
Cause your hand becomes darker
Your son masturbation with right hand
This is psychology
Am I right?
He's made a fool of you, idiot
Sounds interesting
Uncle, just now you looked at both hands
It means you normally use both to do it
Enough
Dad, in fact,
I also...Iike you did
What? A little farther, farther
Take your seat
When did you know each other?
Never mind, have a drink
Better let me test you out
You remember when we first met?
Yes, of course
But I prefer to forget the past
For instance, I played a thief that day, but I wanted to...
OK, forget it
I can hardly recognize you now
that you've been in France for ten years
Do you? I can hardly recognize myself too
Let's...
forget the past
Good idea
Let's start all over again
From the very beginning
Cheers!
This is not bad, Vincent
Not bad, Fei-fei
And this is nice too, Vincent
Yes, Fei-fei
This is my favorite
This?
Don't you like it? It's nice
Sorry
How come?
Right
So it's you!
Wait a while
Since I got stuck in the toilet
I've taken an interest in goggles
Have you?
Captain Brown, Vincent
How do you do?
Excuse me, I have a friend with me
Please
Do I look handsome today?
You're neat, but a bit dirty in the bottom
You forgot to wipe it clean
I forgot
Make it really clean
Today's painting exhibition is okay
I feel something lacking
Taxi
Excuse me, mister
What?
No, no!
Want to have a fight?
Fighting for a taxi?
Miss, that car's over here
I'm to blame. Plum forgot the car
It was not your fault
It was my fault
Don't be silly
Strange!
Miss, our Sales Manager Yao
Welcome back to Hong Kong, Miss
He's our Personnel Manager Mr. Chou
How do you do?
Miss Tsao, how do you do?
Miss Tsao, I'm Robert Hu, the Financial Officer
Please don't be formal
Your dad also talked about you before his death
So I have a charming superior
Take this, Rubbish Feng
So it's you, Rubbish Feng
Why didn't you tell me of your luck?
Who is he?
I don't know him
Are you a gate crasher?
Sorry, sorry
Is it OK...
for the Financial Officer to
ask his superior to dinner?
Is it?
Yes
I won't dance anymore
Why are you so late?
Am I in your way?
Fei-fei, your colleagues would like you to say something
What? What?
Come on
I'm Robert Hu, the Financial Officer
Nice to see you
I'm Vincent Hing
They say you've wooed her for over ten years
And you played a thief lately to see her Right?
Yes
I can't stand the smell of matches
Me, too, the smell of chroline
Let...
each of us
clean the office
Well said Anyone doing nothing gets fired
Right, right
In fact,
even rubbish is useful
This biscuit tin,
for instance, can be used as a flower pot
And these papers can be sold...
for $8 a catty
If we likewise use the old packing paper too
for another purpose...
to Company's advantage
it will please the garbage man too
The soft-drink tins cost$1 0 cents each
Take them
Now you can't deny you're not Rubbish Feng
That's all
Rubbish Feng
Don't run!
So a Paris student...
is HK's Rubbish Feng
What do you want?
You're rich now. You don't even know me
Let me kiss
Don't!
No? I'll shout!
Don't!
I'm poor. You know what to do
Take everything from me
A kiss, okay?
I'll shout if you turn me down
A kiss
Come on, mouth to mouth
What are you doing?
What's he doing?
What happened?
You again?
You assaulted my girl friend?
You're making advances
You're making advances?
Fei-fei, with me here, you've no worries
Miss, with me here, you've no worries
Where did you buy that stuff?
Great, but you've killed someone
What? Dead?
Wake up
What happened?
Uncle, he's killed someone
Killed?
Just now
Don't be afraid
Throw him out!
Get away!
If I'd come earlier
this might not have happened
Don't you blame me?
No
Just now...
She won't get angry so easily
Right...
What are you saying?
No...Miss...
We must get out. Thank you
Mis...
Last night
I met a fishing girl on the shore
All smiles she got me...
to ride the waves
I called her Fei-fei
She giggles
I called her Fei-fei
Any soft drink tins?
Yes
Watch out
She's nimble for her age. Great!
If I pick can for a living,
won't you still know me?
Yes
You giggle when I call you by name
Last night
I met a fishing girl on the shore
She smiled at me with emotion
I must leave
Bye-bye
Sorry, Second Master
My fault...
Forget it
Uncle
Mistress is back
Miss, where have you been the whole night?
We were worried
Where have you been?
Don't ask her, nanny
Young people!
Now go to bed You haven't slept the whole night
Go to bed
Fei-fei, sit down and let's chat
Uncle, sorry to keep you worried
Never mind
Isn't that boy okay, Fei-fei?
Do you like him or not?
It means "yes" if you're quiet
May I decide for you?
Uncle...
Don't be shy. I'll arrange it for you
Am I okay, Fei-fei?
Uncle wants us get married
Do you agree?
Speak up
Well, let me make an assumption
If...
I were an impostor
would you kick me into the sea?
I've been kicked down once
Stop!
Keep down!
Follow them!
You got the wrong party
Shut up or I'll kill you
What happened?
I don't know
Hold it fast
I can't!
Help!
Let me go!
Jump!
Jump, quick!
Help, help!
Trying to run?
Give it back to me
I'm like a lonely boat at sea...
waiting for you to salvage me
A lonely boat?
Burn that lonely boat
Don't, I beg you!
Don't? You're betraying me?
You won't listen to me?
Never
I will, I will
Serious?
I'll take your advice
Take this packet to Uncle for me
What's it?
An elixir...
that kills within seconds
Don't, I beg you, don't!
Feed that lonely boat
Don't! Give it to me
Who you'd like to feed it to?
Miss, let me do it
That won't be necessary
Let me do it
Let me
Let me do it
Miss, we embroidered this,
part of your dowry
Beautiful, isn't it?
Have tea, Miss
I brought it for Uncle
I'll bring another cup
It's from the mistress
Fei-fei's nice. I'm thirsty
Uncle, don't drink it
Why?
This cup of tea is mine
Fei-fei, come here
I have nothing
but this bracelet for you
I kept it for over 10 years
Take it for your dowry
Uncle, don't drink it!
Is it yours?
You're like your dad
who fought over everything with me
What's wrong, silly girl? Thunder
With me here, you have no fear
Uncle, don't die!
I won't die so early
I must attend your wedding party
Are you all right?
Yes
I'll take you for my own daughter from now on
What?
No one would know if you keep it a secret
What?
No one would know if you keep it a secret
Trying to run?
Damn you!
Don't run!
Brother, some more
Playing lizards?
Stop at the MTR station, please
MTR station?
Go
Bye-bye, Miss Tsao
Fei-fei
How did you manage to get away?
Well, just tell me now
What's happened?
Speak up
I live here and am the garbage woman here
Make way
What are you doing? Make way
Don't be in my way!
What's so special with a rich man?
It's no place for you here
Fatty Lan
Why come here when it's pouring, crazy?
Now no one knows you were a garbage woman
You're now a lady
You can't change back, nor can l
Listen, I'm also an impostor
I conspired with Tsao's son...
to seduce you to cheat
That letter?
That's unimportant
Just bear in mind
the gems over there are all real
Understand?
Are you untrue to me?
It makes no difference
Only if we can get the genuine bank-notes
we can live like men again
It's a windfall for us from Heaven
We must never let the chance slip
Mr. Vincent Hing,
will you take Miss Tsao Fei-fei
for your wife for better or for worse?
I do
Miss Tsao Fei-fei, will you take Mr. Vincent Hing
for your husband for better or for worse
I do
As of now
you're the heirs...
to the Tsaos Jewelry Enterprises
Wait, she's an impostor
My Uncle conspired with her...
for my dad's money
She's not my sister. They're swindlers
Stop that nonsense!
Don't tell rumors
Ask her if you don't believe me
Fei-fei, is it true?
Right, I'm not Tsao Fei-fei
Sorry, Mr. Tsao, all...
Shut up!
Take them away
Follow me
Hurry up
Let's go
Swindlers!
No wonder company accounts don't jibe
The Company will close...
to check our losses
Go back to audit the books
Yes
Show me everything for inventory
Yes
Uncle, it's your day of reckoning
Wei, what are you up to?
Don't be smug,
that will deals you out
That will?
The will!
Torn!
Now I get whatever I want
They're impostors
Let me out!
I'll deal with you very soon
Boss, let me go back to office first
OK
Brother, the ship's here
How could you be here?
My bad luck to team up with you Look at me
You traitor!
Take him away!
Mr. Tsao, are you all right?
Why didn't you tell me it was a fake?
You tried to betray me?
Are you blaming me now?
You don't even recognize...
your own cousin
What have you to say?
Now try to get out of here
Escape?
Any idea?
No
Use you head
What? You're taking me for a nut
No more that lousy gimmick I haven't got it over yet
I can't hold on anymore Have you finished?
Come on, hit me!
Come on, hit me. Or you're chicken
Dad, how do you feel?
Get wood and kerosene. Burn the house!
Yes
Keep away!
Hold it,
it's our family affair
It has nothing to do with them
Please let them go, I beg you
You're begging me?
Hear that?
My Uncle's begging me
Say that again
Wei
Master Wei
Show your sincerity
What do you want?
Beg me on your knees and kow-tow
Are you going to do it?
You won't do it?
Set fire!
Okay, I'll do it on my knees
Dad, don't, let me!
Master Wei, I beg you
Keep away! You're still young
Listen
Dad, don't do it for your age
Keep away!
Dad
Lick it, lick it clean!
Lick it!
I hate the word "lick", and you said it many times
Outrageous! Let's perish together
Give me a hand
Pull!
Come on
Damn you!
Give me the shoes
Nobody wants them anyway
Big Brother, they're all here
Brother, the ship's ready
Let them have a family reunion,
then kill them all
Set fire!
Yes
Open up!
Fei-fei
Is it for real?
It was only for fun
I'll make good the cost of your shoes
Open up!
This way. Help me!
What are you doing?
What?
Madam, go on board
I don't want to die!
Damn you garbage woman!
You've ruined us, the whole family
I'll kill you!
You've ruined us...
I'll strangle you to death!
What are you doing?
Are you out of your mind?
Get burlap cloth, wet it and cover your face
Water? Where's water?
Try something yourself
Water, water!
What are you doing?
Give it to me
Give it back to me
What's this?
You urinate yourself. Let me alone
Bastard!
Come on
We'll die together
Come on
Vincent, give me some
Have you got any yourself?
He's good for nothing
Sock it to him
I can't make it anyway
So I say you're not civilized
Do me a favor
Ask your dad for it
Dad
Ask your dad for it
See you in the next life!
Dad, give me some urine
Lung, see you in the next life!
Keep away
Vincent, see you in the next life
Dad,
why's it yellowish?
I have dyspepsia
Would you tell me the truth
before your death?
It won't do any good
Have you been intimate with that girl?
Which one?
That one standing over there
She's like this, and this
What?
Like this, and that!
Vital statistics!
So the numbers are code to the lock What are the vital statistics?
Vital statistics?
28, 29, 38
I didn't ask you, Hipsy
I was referring to that woman
Wei's wife?
Yes
Should be 34, 34, 34, I guess
Not right, didn't work
Girls know girls better, 40, 20, 40
Could she be so shapely?
Try
It's opened!
Hurry up
Run, quick!
Careful, dad
There's water
Fei-fei, untie it
Wonderful!
Fei-fei, sorry,
I can't stop Wei
from seizing your dad's money
Mr. Tsao,
I've never done one good deed all my life
Let me help you now
Lung, you'll be in charge here
Me?
Oh, no, I forgot something important
What's it?
what's it?
Cheers!
What happened?
Brother, let me go out to have a look
Go out quickly
Oh, no, brother!
You're still alive, bastard!
Let's talk it over
Throw down that jewel box
when I count to five
Otherwise, you'll perish together
One...
Okay
You go down
Take it to him
Yes
Take it to him
Wait, for you
You're lucky. You've got it over
Now I'll dump you to sea
See if you can stay alive
Dump him to the sea to drown him!
Yes
Wait. Keep away!
I don't mind dying, but I have a last demand
What is it?
Give me two oxygen cylinders to go in
It sounds witty
I have no oxygen cylinders
I'll give you an oxygen mask
What are you doing?
Help!
Okay
What are you doing?
Oh, no! They're up there
So you won't help me, Pretty Boy
Okay
Let's go
Fixed?
Yes
Quite soon!
Yes
Let me help you
How careless you are!
What now?
A fish gun
A fish gun?
Yes, it is
Get in and
shout "freeze"
Then take the gems
Jump to sea through the window Understand?
Yes
All...
All fixed
Oh, no!
What now?
Hurl a wine bottle at his head,
then proceed as planned
Cheers!
Brother, fixed
Sail
Cheers!
Get hold of them!
Catch!
Stuck, stuck!
Stuck!
Let go!
Finish him off!
I've been looking for you
Don't run if you've guts!
Right, let's waste no time
Let's have a hand-to-hand fight
Not your business. Keep away!
Come on
I'll kill you!
Hit you!
Bye-bye
Have a water-bubble biscuit
Harder!
Hold it!
Rubber Superman
How come?
The Ninja Turtle's coming
Beyond my reach
Bounce!
Bounce, and one more
Finished?
Enough
Another batch of gems
Hurry up
The smartest outfit I've ever seen you in
Darling, take me with you
Duck and make it snappy!
Darling, don't leave me behind
Let go!
Darling, don't go!
Don't run, or I'll shoot!
Don't kill me, don't kill me!
Kneel down!
Lick my toe!
Go now
Brat, see if you dare to make trouble again
I won't, dad
In fact, we should thank Vincent
Right
Uncle
We're rushing back to office for a meeting. Get in
Yes
Have you seen them lately?
No, dad
Feng
Look, the mistress is back to collect garbage
Here are many tins. Care to pick them?
One from a rich family doesn't have to do that
Miss, Steel Teeth of the docks is calling
Are you going?
What a waste!
I copied from Reader's Digest the whole night
Have a cup of coffee
Where?
Only top spots...
Iike Regent and Shangrila
are worthy of your social status
The paintings here are not bad
This one is not bad
This is nice too
Steel Teeth likes you. Aren't you going?
What did you say, Pretty?
You want to get beaten?
Beat her!